• S3Ep9, 1:44
• S3Ep21, 6:50
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• S4Ep16, 7:twenty-seven
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• S4Ep10,
• S4Ep16,
• S6Ep12, 5:00
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Jake: To be honest our job isn’t constantly high. After all, often it sucks. However,, it sucks a bit less while i will do it to you. (Operation: Damaged Feather)

Jake: What do do you think Amy notices when you look at the Teddy? Charles: Thus, you are doing particularly their particular. Jake: I’m just interested. I am talking about, I guess he’s ok-lookin. And you can he’s a cop. They truly are both kind of dorky on cops blogs. Including, he place the class checklist, but that is little. We bankrupt they, for example, 20 minutes or so later. Charles: You want to know why she went out with your and you may not you? Jake: Yeah. Charles: Once the he actually questioned her out. ВїLas mujeres Malasia aman a los hombres estadounidenses (Tactical Community)

Jake: I favor just how much your pretend so you’re able to for example „Die-hard

Jake: I’m not sure what exactly is going to happens on this subject task, while some thing bad falls, I think I would end up being pissed at myself if i failed to say this. We kinda need something could happen ranging from us, romantic-stylez. (Charge and you can Specs)

Jake: Everything i thought to you prior to We went undercover, about how I wish one thing could happen ranging from all of us romantically, you to definitely was not absolutely nothing. Which had been real. Amy: Exactly what are you saying? Jake: I know that you are which have Teddy. I am not looking to transform that. And i rating there’s content I can’t control. However, this morning We told you which i didn’t imply any from it, and therefore try a lie. I just don’t want to keep anything right back. Amy: Better, thank you for stating that. (Undercover)

Teddy: And when you may well ask me personally, I believe it’s because Amy preferred you right back. Jake: Do you? Amy: Perhaps. Yes. A small. (The trail Trip)

Jake: I mean, aren’t getting me personally completely wrong. I’m pleased to remember that you familiar with just like me, and i also provides it always. Amy: Great. [Said sarcastically] Jake: Hello, should we create a left upwards here at your-used-to-like-myself lane, otherwise. Amy: Ha, ha. [Told you sarcastically] Jake: I am able to constantly merely clipped across the on Amy-used-to-like-Jake boulevard. Amy: Ok, stop it, otherwise I’ll crash the car. Jake: You should never do that. [Said mockingly] Amy: [Grabs the fresh new steering wheel, out of Jake] Jake: [Resisting] Ah errr-ingg~ (The trail Trip)

Jake: We regarded myself given that „El Baboso“ to numerous gorgeous Hispanic ladies‘. Charles: Ah, that’s your own style of, isn’t really they Jakey? Sophia and you can Santi- Jake: [Stammers loudly] (Brand new Wednesday Event)

Rosa: Browse, if you want to provide their own a genuine possibilities, you need to let her know that you’re an option. (Det. Dave Majors)

Amy: The guy makes myself laugh. Jake: And you may, you realize, there isn’t any you to else’s viewpoint who We love even more than hers. (Johnny and you can Dora)

Rosa: [notices Teddy outside about briefing area] Isn’t that Teddy, Amy’s ex boyfriend? Amy: Yep. Rosa: Jake, did you not crack all of them up? Jake: Yep. Rosa: Amy, did you not tell him so you can his deal with he was the most bland people live? Amy: Yep. Rosa: That is likely to be awkward. Jake and Amy: [in unison] Yep. (The fresh new Review)

Amy: And it’s midnight, thus i guess I’m a remarkable individual/genius. Jake: Yeah. Regardless of if. You could potentially should check out the inscription on that truth be told there gear. Amy: As to the reasons? Oh zero, what does they say? „Amy Santiago, do you really wed myself?“ [she converts to find Jake using one lower body having a keen engagement ring] Jake: Surprise. Amy: I am therefore puzzled. I am not sure what are you doing now. Jake: „I am very perplexed, I am not sure what are you doing nowadays,“ label of your sex tape. Amy: „Oh my goodness. I’m trembling, I’m of course likely to cry.“ Name of one’s sex recording. Hold off, is this really happening? So is this area of the heist? Should this be an element of the heist, I can remove you so very hard. Jake: Zero, please. Ames, search, it’s really taking place, okay? It’s not a portion of the heist. I vow, this is actual. Amy: It’s? Jake: Yeah. Ok, right here it goes. Ames, I love your. I enjoy just how smart you’re. Everyone loves exactly how stunning you are. I enjoy the head, and that i like the couch. We should’ve authored so it down first. Amy: Zero, zero, it’s ok. Carry on. “ Amy: I really like another you to. Jake: You don’t have to. Amy: Okay. Jake: Yeah. You’re form, and you are clearly comedy, and you are clearly the best people I am aware, while the best investigator. In addition to, to have reals, I like the sofa. Amy: I adore your own personal also. Jake: Terrible. Amy: [Chuckles]